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Orson Scott Card's Hamlet's Father

It's really sad. Orson Scott Card used to be a good-ish writer, but now he's a homophobic, misogynistic thunderfuck. Now I like really radical retellings of Shakespeare, but this takes the cake
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Hamlet's father was gay, molested the entire cast and turned the entire cast gay. Horatio was actually the murderer and Hamlet goes mad and kills the wrong people because his gay father's ghost misleads him. ARRGGHHH!!!! Hamlet then goes to hell so this ghost dad can molest him for all eternity!!! ARRGHHHH!!!!
Spare yourself the $35 and just read the reviews or get it from the library if you must, but ARRGGGHHH!!!!
The one good thing to come out of it was the amazon tags applied to Hamlet's Father, like "howler monkey doo"-check them out!
Last update on September 10, 2011 6:01 am by Magic_Toenail.
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LOL @ "thunderf--k"... is he a Wolfrider?

LOL right back!, I didn't realize when I wrote that it could be taken as a compliment!
"How Many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes."
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