That Spam thang >__>

Not sure if this will catch on like the days of old, but I thought I would give it a try. For those of you who used to play, you already know what this is. Pretty a much a free for all for spamming absolute fun in anyway possible in here. Elves included!!

Just complete and total random madness for the sheer fun of it *winks* Soooooooooo..... here I go.....



*enters the empty thread pulling in an over sized cart..... stops and then proceeds to dump countless, random junk out from the cart to sprawl and cover the floor with clashing sounds echoing throughout the empty room*

Nerf guns.... check

Water balloons..... check!

Cans of silly string..... check.... Ohhhhhh neon green too!! *giggles*

Fire extinguishers..... check


*gets poked repeatedly in the back and turns around to find Cutter glaring up at me* *clears his throat and crosses his arms* "....Fire extinguishers, Kindred?"

*blinks innocently* "Uhhhh.... yep!!"

*Cutter slowly arches an eyebrow*

*gives him a wide cheesy toothy smile* "Welllll...... you've seen this happen before..... especially when nibblet's involved... O.o"


*watches Cutter facepalm himself and groan as I proceed to continue with the checklist*


*Skywise enters with a sly grin.....both hands behind his back...*


*Cutter's right eye begins to twitch at him*


*Kindred continues with the checklist of random fun stuff, totally unaware of what's going on between the two"


*Skywise leans close to Cutter with the same sly grin growing wider*



*I start to tap my head in thought at the list* I just know I'm forgetting something....."


*Skywise nods slowly to my words while still grinning at his chief*


*Cutter scowls with suspicion*


*Skywise throws his hands in front of him, holding two bunnies by their ears and then releases them* RABBITS!!!!!!!! *Now runs off for his life as Cutter chases him* "You are so dead!!!"

You guys just... do whatever you're planning to do!
I'll just sit here with my gigantonormic cinema-size screen and watch these crazy guys. Wonder who'll crash today...
I warn you though: Anybody even accidentally hitting me with any of this... *points towards Kindred's arsenal* and I'll go Barredo* on them! It's TdF-time, I really don't have time for weird battles. (Logically I should probably go the the TnL cantina... if that's ever calm)

*What do I mean by 'going Barredo'? Look it up! Tour de France 2010 fight

Now THIS I can do!!

*drags the hulahoops out of storage*

*chases the spiders away with a broom*

*leaves the cow where she is* *shudders*

HA!!!! Let's do this!!

Now all we need is a naked shaman. *shifty eyes*

*Sitting in a cave of Danish flags*

You guys okay out there?

NIBBLET!!

*goes to hug her but gets run over by Petalwing and the whole flock of Preservers*

*falls into the mountain of hundreds of beachballs but raises my waving hand while drowning in the pile* I'M OKAY!!

Pike comes running in and leap-frogs over Treestump's back and nails Redhead Ember square in the face with a dreamberry pie* "If you walk in... YOU'RE FREE GAME!! *runs while laughing hysterically and leaps into a tree*

*Cutter's screams continue as he resumes chasing the laughing Skywise* "Curse you, stargazer!! NOW THE RABBITS ARE BREEDING!!"

*Chitter hops up and down on a nearby branch with a cell phone in her hand and cheering* "I summoned the Shaman!! I summoned the Shaman!!"


*remains under the beachballs where it's safe* O.o

*Emerges from my cave with pie all over my face*

Seriously, Pike. Couldn't you see I was busy?

Right, show over for today! :D

Time to pop the champagne bottles!

*Takes out huge bottle of champagne, shakes it vigorously before making the cork fly off in a cascade of bubbles.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*runs into the room screaming like a mad man naked as the day he was born*

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

*leaps over Redhead Ember and proceeds to belly flop into the ball pit with a huge splash*

* Olympic judges hold up score cards, 2 10's and an 8*

Well Johnny, he got all of that one... *a voice says over the intercom*

Yes he did Wayne, but that little hitch at the end limited his splash and thus the low score from the Mexican Judge...*a second voice adds*

*shaman pops up and begins to backstroke his way to the edge of the pit*

Why do you guys keep leaping over people?

*leaps over everyone* *shrugs* I dunno. I'm just copying everyone else because I'm easily lead

*Plays hoop-la with Shaman*

Right... 'When in Rome' I guess.

*Starts leaping over people at random*

*watches Rayek point and laugh at you all for having to leap all over people because you CAN'T FLY!!!*


*Petalwing spews him with goo*

*Tackles Rayek to the ground*

Now now, Brown-skin. Admit it, you're just jealous that you don't get to participate in the leaping-fun!

Short lady just steps off to the side and those who can leap do all the leaping around they want.

*Rides in on Nibblets cow* Yeeehaaa !!!

It's way to quiet around here so now it's time to shake things up!

*Grabs the bag of flour out of the bagpack and starts throwing around*

Let it snow, let it snow, hohoho

*Trows a handfull in Rayeks face and sits on top of him*

You behave now or i'll have to use my super secret weapon..Teehee ! *evil grin*

*entire tribe of Go-Backs charges in screaming battle cries, tackling Elyon and delivering endless, merciless tickling giving Rayek the chance to fly off and escape*

*Cutter appears traumatized by humans now riding cows as Stongbow nudges him on the arm with a smirk and sends "We started a trend!" *

*rabbits continue to breed and run amok in fear from the nakey Shaman screaming and chasing*

*Pike still shuffles through the madness totally unnoticed to nail GOlden in the face with a dreamberry pie*

*Suntop and Ember proceed to carry on the leap frog tradition as Skywise runs past nibblet, gives a sneaky pinch to her bum, and runs off laughing*

*Kindred remains safey under the mountain of beachballs*

*Rayek makes a bee-line through the air after Embala and nails her with a water missile gun full of chocolate syrup*