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Guess the Movie! ^^ Random Weirdness ~ It's not as easy as you think!

SailorSilvanesti

Hi, it's simple, you have to come up with a movie and something completely random that relates to it, let me explain:



E.g. This movie came out several years ago, has a sequel and reminds me of pressed clothes. What is it?



Answer: IronMan!



Did you get it?



Okay, Here is the [for real] movie clue, try and guess it:





Sneak-ret Clue:



This movie was a huge success, as surreal and beautiful as a Picasso painting and left me with an impression of Smurfs. What was it?



Have fun guessing!



~*SailorSilvanesti*~

Vojira

Only thing I can think of is...Avatar?

SailorSilvanesti

Correct! ^^

Okay, second movie clue:

This movie was the last of three, involved more water than a olympic-sized swimming pool and had a weird little scene involving a peanut. What is the movie?

Quidam

I know it! Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End!

SailorSilvanesti

OMG! You got it! ^^

Okay, Movie No. 3

Here's your clue:
This movie has a hazardous plot that revolves an incident in space and reminds me of a campfire. You know, with the rocks and flames...befour you have to put it out...or the world will end!
Seriously, there is no way you will guess this! Even with all the sneakret clues I have hidden within the above clue.

Quidam

Fantastic Four.

SailorSilvanesti

Damn. How did you know?

Okay, Fourth Movie Clue [ if you don't get this, there's something wrong with you...]:

This is an epic tale of fellowship, involving some righteous bling!
Main cast includes some dudes, a guy that's old enough to live in a retirement home, a short chewbacca and some human-like table legs. [Legs in need of a Shave!] So, come on, guess the movie, the clues are all there!

Vojira

Lord of the Rings...? Why do I have the feeling that's wrong? O_O?

SailorSilvanesti

That's RIGHT! ^^

Okay...Trying to think up something hard...

Okay, Movie Clue #5:

This Film is an ass-kicking experience! There's a guy who has never gained a Diver's licence, but likes to wear a scuba suit - a very tight scuba suit. A rich kid with an unusal love for weapons/violence and her homicidal male guardian, who looks like a pedo and goes by a Redneck name. You will never guess this!

Tonia

Ummmm is it Kick Ass

SailorSilvanesti

Damn, you're good!


Movie Clue, the Sixth:

Ok, if you get this on the first go, I'll have to kill myself!
Hair, long beautiful hair...and explosives! This was a movie that was as funny as it was ass kicking...and speaking of ass... I don't think I can ever look at a fish the same way again...

Go on, have a crack at that!

If you need a clue, type in "Totally stuffed. Now what?" or the like and I'll give you an extra clue!^^

Tonia

Tomb Raider

if not then "Totally stuffed. Now What?" Razz

SailorSilvanesti

No! Finally, one you couldn't crack!

Ok, Clue: The main character is male and calls himself Scrappy Coco; he loves hair!

Trapspringer

OOhhh!

SailorSilvanesti

Something you wanted to say, Trapspringer?

Tonia

Ummmm Not a Clue! (and I'm gonna be so pissed if I own it. (not really) Because I own over 200 movies.)

SailorSilvanesti

Okay, the movie is...*dramatic [super exaggerated] pause*....Don't Mess With The Zohan!

Tonia

Aww DamnIt I do own it!!!! WTF!!!!

Ok Next...........

SailorSilvanesti

Okay,

Movie Clue the Seventh: This movie is Really Roovy, full of not very bright, ugly creatures...some might even call them monsters. On the other hand, we all know there's no such thing as...MONSTERS!!!!
Guess this one!

Tonia

Ummm the Monsters

Vojira

Monsters inc.?

Trapspringer

Scooby Doo Monsters Unleashed
and...
I knew it was Zohan!Happy

SailorSilvanesti

Trapspringer is Right [sort of]!

Yes it WAS a Scooby-Doo Movie...but it was the first one, not the second.

The clue to which movie it was, was in this quote:
"there's no such thing as...MONSTERS!!!!"
Fred says it whilst trying to reassure Scooby that there are no monsters on Spooky Island...right before a dozen giant monsters leap through the window...go figure?


Movie Clue #8:

You've gotta have Balls to watch this movie, big red ones! And a high tolerance for pain!!! You'll never, as in EVER, think about cheerleading the same way ever again...and thank god for irony...involving a full-body cast...
Extra Clue: A competition is won through the use of Steroids "...and a low-grade beaver tranquiliser..." but not in the way you think...

Get that one! I Dare You!

Trapspringer

Dodgeball?

SailorSilvanesti

Damn! How'd you guess?
I tried to be as obtuse as possible!

Okaaaaaaay....

Clue the Ninth: This movie was one of a spine-chilling trilogy that all started off with a wrong number, a stupid blonde and a game. An horrific phone call, and two parents listening as their daughter dies.
The bad guy's phone bill must be pretty high, he murders in cold blood and no one can pin him down; it's not halloween but there is a mask involved.
This movie will make you cower in fright, shriek in fear [you know, if you watched it in the eighties or something...], this movie will make you scream!
Mwahahahahahaha!

This one's so obvious, you'll probably die!

Quidam

One Missed Call?

Trapspringer

Scream?

SailorSilvanesti

Scream!

Okay, you should have all seen the ads for this,

Clue Number 10:
A trial for an horrific murder is pushed aside, freedom and incarceration.
A lethal injection becomes an agonising torture.
The death of a child becomes the catalyst for mass murder.
And he's doing it from behind bars!^^
Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Tell me that!

Vojira

Easy. Law Abiding Citizen.

SailorSilvanesti

Dang.


Okay, I'm trying hard to think of something that I can make as ambiguous as possible...

Movie Clue the 11th:
This movie involves an egg. Sapphires are important; in name and colour. Destinies shall be faced, fire thrown, and the shade drawn. An epic.
Guess this one, smarty pants! ^^

Tonia

oh oh I know this........EragonDancin'

SailorSilvanesti

Damn, you people are too smart!


Movie Clue #12:
They're Kung-Fu experts; they love pizza, one may be mentally retarded.
They go up against solid rock, but no, it's not the 'special one' running into a wall repeatedly. It involves...feet?

Hah, take that!

Trapspringer

???Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??? ?

SailorSilvanesti

Damn it!

Movie Clue the 13th:
Imagine a land of eternal youth; dreams and wishes are brought to life all around and five little words can extinguish magical life.
An extra clue: Mistakenly shooting the wrong bird is cause for concern...

Double points if you guess the five little words!^^

Tonia

The Wizard of Oz........"Theres No Place Like HOME"?????????????????

SailorSilvanesti

Not even close! ^^

FINALLY! One you guys can't get!

Okay: It's another magical land...one of the secret words is "Believe"

Tonia

Alice in Wonderland

SailorSilvanesti

Nope!
Wow, I didn't think this one would be so hard...

Try: Another magic word "don't"

Trapspringer

Peter Pan?
?

SailorSilvanesti

Damn, yes.

Can you guess the magic words?

Trapspringer

oh it's I don't believe in fairies or something?

Tonia

"I do Believe in Fairies" hahaha silly Trapspringer if you say that a fairiy dies Unhappy

Trapspringer

Quote:


"I do Believe in Fairies" hahaha silly Trapspringer if you say that a fairiy dies Unhappy



The words extinguish magical life! I win double points maybe! ?Yay

Tonia

No because you said " I DON'T Believe in fairies" and they're not supposed to extinguish life but encourage it "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!"Yeah

SailorSilvanesti

You both get double points! High Score guys! ^^

Damn, it's getting hard to think of obscure clues for movies...
Here goes nothing:
Clue #14: Being two-faced has a whole different, musical meaning. Spaghetti anyone? Double-crossing, best interests, and friendship collide. Who will remain the happy, super-cliche friendly couple?
Guess that one!

Oh, here's another, in case you guess it immediately.

Clue the 15th: A black spot should mean instant death. Horror surrealistic; murder in the woods, a vague [disturbing] reference to a strange practice of couples in the woods, involving cars [let's not delve too deep into that, I fast forwarded, creepy] and a final survivor. Death in an ambulance. Bloody Scissors.

An obscure horror movie you've probably never heard of, try guessing it! ^^

WolfMoonSky

#14: Lady and the Tramp???
#15 I don't know Wink atleast not now!!

SailorSilvanesti

No!

Another Clue:
Movie #14: The main actress was a child star, who now has an album...pretty much like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, but she did it first...
Movie #15: The black dot will kill you instantly; those without it will get you high, this is a main plotpoint!

sulken

#14 the phantom of the opera (year 2004)? (BTW, I looked in wikipedia for the actresses, well. King Leonidas as well as Freddy Kruger acted as the phantom^^)

another clue for Nr.15, please, sounds interesting

SailorSilvanesti

Nope!

#14: The famous child-star's last name is the beer from the Simpsons.

#15: The entire plot is themed around 'wild mushrooms' and murder.

Stormcatcher

# 14: Probably The Lizzie McGuire Movie?

SailorSilvanesti

Correct!
#14: The Lizze Macguire Movie!

Stormcatcher

Duff beer and spaghetti gave it away... Happy

Quidam

Can I do one? I have a good movie and good secret questions.

SailorSilvanesti

Sure!

I'd love other people to throw in their own movies & clues! ^^

Tonia

ok but what was # 15?

Trapspringer

Yes, what? It sounds weird.

SailorSilvanesti

It was a strange, low-buget movie called "Shrooms" [Horror]
Basic Summary: A handful of people fly to Scotlaand/Ireland [wasn't paying attention] to take a 'Shroom Tour'.
Basically, someone takes you out and you all get high off the local mushrooms or something.
Of the mushrooms in the woods, there are two types, normal mushrooms, and the deadly ones that look exactly the normal ones, but for a black dot on the top, as in "Don't Eat Me!"
So, the stupid Blonde chick decides to eat one...no big surprise, rather than dying, she gets up and goes back to camp and has what appears to be 'visions' of the others dying.
There are 3 boys and 3 girls [incl. her] on the trip, all couples.
They get a tad high, like very!
So, one of the boys goes out in the middle of the night, has a conversation with a talking cow [he's VERY high] and dies, then [here's the really clever part] everyone else decides that if someone goes missing in a dark forboding woods, while completely stoned -with escaped weirdos on the loose, it's a good idea to run around them by yourselves, in PJ's with torches...
So, lots of people dies, until it's finally just the blonde one left, she collapses on the ground in this clearing, -we're all like "Run! He's behind you!"-
Then she's being lifted into an ambulance and the doors close.
We get this quick-flash montage of her committing all the murders, then [behind the moving ambulance doors] she says to the Paramedic,
"Help me, I'm scared!"
He bends down, two seconds later she slams herself against the windows in the doors hands grasping a bloody pair of surgical scissors.

I pretty much fell off my chair at the last bit, even though I sort of worked out she were the murderer, all along.

Trapspringer

You got the green light, Mockery D.!

Tonia

Yes Mockery Lets play Tongue

Quidam

Alrighty! Here we go!

Four friends all different but they travel together towards the same goal.
Along with their lovable dog friend, they dodge magical trees and flying mammals


What's the movie?

Trapspringer

The Wizard of Oz? I bet it is!

Tonia

I agree with my Friend Trapspringer Smile

Quidam

Aw, that one was too easy! You guys got it right!

I have another one and its a bit harder.

Tonia

Ok so whatcha waitin for hahaha lets have Tongue

Quidam

Okay!

A pale man
A living root
A princess obsessed with fairy tales

Tonia

Labryinth? maybe

Quidam

Nope!

Tonia

Never Ending Story?

Quidam

nope!

Second Clue: The director of this movie is no stranger to comic books but he prefers those that contain a man of red and devilish looks.

ciddio

Hellboy???????????

Quidam

You're getting closer! Both Hellboy and this movie share the same director.

ciddio

Daredevil

Quidam

No! C'mon, I'm like giving you the answers here!

Okay, last clue: Pan

ciddio

HOOKHeadbang

Quidam

Hook wasn't directed by Del Toro.

Cascade

Pan's labyrinth?

Quidam

YES!!!!!!

You got it Cascade!

ciddio

Pan's LabyrinthShoot_me

Quidam

Okay, who wants to go next?

Tonia

Me me me! Please Me *jumps up and down* me

Quidam

Okay, you can go ahead and go. Make it a good one!

Tonia

A suitcase full of cocain, Elvis, Call Girl and Murder

Quidam

True Romance

Tonia

Dang your good! Your turn Tongue

I love that movie!

Quidam

Okay, here's the clue:

A kingly feline
Elton John
An animated classic

Tonia

Lion King

Quidam

Yep! Its your turn again

Tonia

Ok umm...

Schools out
hippie Kids
Cool cars and music
Paddles
Beer and LOTS of Marajuana Smoking

Big_laugh

Trapspringer

Wave
Dazed and Confused

Tonia

Yep! Trapspringer now I believe its your turn!
Great movie too!

(btw your so sneakyRazz )

Trapspringer

OK, umm,
A daydreaming farmboy
a damsel in distress
an old hermit
a man in black

jeb

The Princess Bride?

SailorSilvanesti

Hercules?

Embala

Star Wars Wink

Trapspringer

All hail Embala! Yay She knew it.

SailorSilvanesti

Can I throw another Movie Clue in?

Trapspringer

I don't mind. You started this, after all.Dancin'

Tonia

Hello Salior, we're waiting......Razz

SailorSilvanesti

Okay, here's something completely vague:

Planet-sized, yet not within puberty, his brain.
Chicken-worshippers. Evil.
Toast is an Alien.

Guess that!

jeb

Jimmy Neutron?

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