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Random Sentence Thread

SailorSilvanesti

Okay, basically, you put a 5-word sentence into a post, it doesn't have to lead on from the last or anything and has to/can be completely random.



E.g. If I could fly, sulks.



Followed by:



Only monkeys can fly, period.



-Actually, that followed on pretty well...didn't mean for that to happen, ah well, you get the idea...

SailorSilvanesti

I'll Start:



Forever is just too pink.





[Next:]

Lonetree

Laughing fish eating my furniture.

SailorSilvanesti

Skittles are Rainbows in disguise...



[Thanks for playing!^^]

Lonetree

Lampshades are nightmares in disguise.

SailorSilvanesti

Seagulls sing Opera, in Swedish...

WolfMoonSky

They also poop in Swedish..

SailorSilvanesti

We worship our jellyfish Overlords...





[XD -That was hilarious Wolfy!]

WolfMoonSky

...who doesn't eat anything? don't we all..



( Thanks sailor ^^)

SailorSilvanesti

Guns are really Black Candy-Canes!

SailorSilvanesti

[Wolfy, use 5 word sentences!]



Celestial Bodies are rather Heavenly!

SailorSilvanesti

Fattest, is the singing Lady...

WolfMoonSky

My dogs can sing tooooo!!

WolfMoonSky

well, so does my grandfather...

SailorSilvanesti

Gummi Bears are Pure EVIL!!!!

WolfMoonSky

...No Bunny's are PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SailorSilvanesti

...They fight to the Death!

ciddio

To their very last breath.

SailorSilvanesti

Their blood is fluro yellow...

Satiretto

You are crazy, dear fellow.

SailorSilvanesti

I'm a Bird, Mother F*****!





[Just a random wallpaper on a phone I saw...XD]

Satiretto

Books make for good weapons.

SailorSilvanesti

Face Booking Was never easier...XD

Satiretto

My pockets hurt like hell.

SailorSilvanesti

The Nazgul are Bombing Narnia...

Fire-Fly

Resistance is futile!!! My bad!!!!!

SailorSilvanesti

[Fire, it is a FIVE WORD SENTENCE that is required, see the other examples; You could have said, "We Are Borg, No Resistance" and it woul have been all good.]



Transsexual Turkeys Take Over Texas!!!!!!

WolfMoonSky

and they are both bastards! Evilgrin

SailorSilvanesti

...Who like to BBQ Humans! O.O

adamant713

my chair just walked away

ciddio

wandering aimlessly, lost, with purpose

SailorSilvanesti

Quote:


...no one becaus ethey are fron an other universe!





Did you mean, "No, Because they are From another Universe" or "No one! Because they are From Another Universe!"?



Also, I don't think you've grasped how this game works, Wolfy...

FIVE WORDS Only, any punctuation you like, but there is a limit...

SailorSilvanesti

...Idiot...Won't ask for Directions!

ciddio

Big_laughRoflmao



with map in hand, confused

adamant713

confused or confussled, same thing?

SailorSilvanesti

No, suffering from Terminal Stupidity...

ciddio

random thoughts in orderly fashion

Trollbabe

Boris likes cheese with spinach.

ciddio

Orange and onion sandwiches, yummy.

SailorSilvanesti

Under our clothes, we're naked...<.< O.o

ciddio

Birthday suits with a bow-tie. OMG!!

Embala

Do Canadien Dollars have a sexual life?

ciddio

Quote:


Do Canadien Dollars have a sexual life?





?????????????????not quite sure what you mean?





tried a neck tie, tickled.

Embala

Isn't this the Random Sentance Thread? ... thought it needn't make sense ...


Sorry, Darb Laugh ... actually it was something I asked one of my co-workers - more or less. One of my tasks was to control the stock of collectible coins in our bank agencies. There was one that ALWAYS had more Canadian Dollars in stock as possible, considering the amount of delivered and sold coins. And there was no corresponding deficiency in other agencies either. They seemed to breed them ... Wink

ciddio

Aaawwww!!!! Okay, now it makes a little more sense. Damn our currency, out frolicing the way it does, LOL.





Loonies swirling with Euros, makes?

Embala

Dizzy brokers balancing bright dishes!

ciddio

Madness surrounded entirely by sanity.

SailorSilvanesti

My Island of Awesome, Isolated...

ciddio

Anger, consumed through a straw.

SailorSilvanesti

Yeah, the Kids Are Alright...

ciddio

Jet lag without ever flying.....

SailorSilvanesti

Eating the Air, lightly Salted...

docmagnus

Need to fish.

SailorSilvanesti

@ Alex: 5 Word Sentences!^^



A Private Matter, Urination, Blind...

Fire-Fly

Burning, I need some releif...

SailorSilvanesti

Touching a Wiggle...Instant Death...

ciddio

death to the evil wiggle...

SailorSilvanesti

"Wake up Jeff!" Monkeys cry...

ciddio

chairs for knees hinged backwards

SailorSilvanesti

We can Make it LOUD!

ciddio

Got no fire on me...

SailorSilvanesti

A gift, fire in boxes...

ciddio

Fireboxes filled with snow cones...

SailorSilvanesti

I don't speak 'Social Reject-enese'...

ciddio

So, from now on, nothing...

SailorSilvanesti

Quiet stillness, in the crowd...

ciddio

Frantic movement within a picture...

Embala

Counting banknotes and getting a sum ending with single cents doesn't really qualify for a cashier.

ciddio

Action movies made with mannequins...

cometduster

Seagulls really do sound like there saying *Mine,mine..mine,mine,mine....mine.mine...mine*

ciddio

I dream only in technicolor!

cometduster

Hey I see Dumbo flying in the sky...

SailorSilvanesti

@Everybody: Darb's got it, but the rest of you => 5 Words only!



Wrestling Imaginary Friends, Nightly Occurance...

ciddio

Sedated, I walk around frantically.

Trollbabe

Sailor and Darb buy radishes.

ciddio

Potato salad is lifeless without.

cometduster

Buy me a monkey now!!!!


Ohhhh sorry got it now....Smile

ciddio

Giraffes are on the off-ramp.

cometduster

Ewwww you picked your nose......

ciddio

The rainbow escalater has stalled.

cometduster

I wanted to use it.

SailorSilvanesti

Down is the new Up.

ciddio

Once is now done twice.

cometduster

*Wow*today is yesterdays tomorrow!!!

ciddio

I hear better with sight.

cometduster

*look at the pretty bubbles*

ciddio

Scratch the donkey's bald spot.

SailorSilvanesti

Shoot the stars, fatal wounding.

ciddio

The rhinos have taken over.

cometduster

Up down in side out.

SailorSilvanesti

Introvert, Extrovert, Doesn't Matter. Bunnies.

ciddio

The coincidental meeting...............Squirrel! Squirrel!

cometduster

*Nooooooooo the turtles are coming*

WolfMoonSky

*Those aren't turtles, but dolfins*

SailorSilvanesti

Stealing the Peanut Butter, always.

cometduster

Hey that's my peanut butter!!!

ciddio

The rantings of Bob Loblaw.

SailorSilvanesti

Coming Unglued, The Universe Tears.

ciddio

Stella, Stella, answer the phone!

Oroborus

You know my name, look up the number (obscure Beatles song).

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