Okay, basically, you put a 5-word sentence into a post, it doesn't have to lead on from the last or anything and has to/can be completely random.
E.g. If I could fly, sulks.
Only monkeys can fly, period.
-Actually, that followed on pretty well...didn't mean for that to happen, ah well, you get the idea...
Forever is just too pink.
Laughing fish eating my furniture.
Skittles are Rainbows in disguise...
[Thanks for playing!^^]
Lampshades are nightmares in disguise.
Seagulls sing Opera, in Swedish...
They also poop in Swedish..
We worship our jellyfish Overlords...
[XD -That was hilarious Wolfy!]
...who doesn't eat anything? don't we all..
( Thanks sailor ^^)
Guns are really Black Candy-Canes!
[Wolfy, use 5 word sentences!]
Celestial Bodies are rather Heavenly!
Fattest, is the singing Lady...
My dogs can sing tooooo!!
well, so does my grandfather...
Gummi Bears are Pure EVIL!!!!
...No Bunny's are PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...They fight to the Death!
To their very last breath.
Their blood is fluro yellow...
You are crazy, dear fellow.
I'm a Bird, Mother F*****!
[Just a random wallpaper on a phone I saw...XD]
Books make for good weapons.
Face Booking Was never easier...XD
My pockets hurt like hell.
The Nazgul are Bombing Narnia...
Resistance is futile!!! My bad!!!!!
[Fire, it is a FIVE WORD SENTENCE that is required, see the other examples; You could have said, "We Are Borg, No Resistance" and it woul have been all good.]
Transsexual Turkeys Take Over Texas!!!!!!
and they are both bastards!
...Who like to BBQ Humans! O.O
my chair just walked away
wandering aimlessly, lost, with purpose
...Idiot...Won't ask for Directions!
with map in hand, confused
confused or confussled, same thing?
No, suffering from Terminal Stupidity...
random thoughts in orderly fashion
Boris likes cheese with spinach.
Orange and onion sandwiches, yummy.
Under our clothes, we're naked...<.< O.o
Birthday suits with a bow-tie.
Do Canadien Dollars have a sexual life?
Isn't this the Random Sentance Thread? ... thought it needn't make sense ...
Sorry, Darb ... actually it was something I asked one of my co-workers - more or less. One of my tasks was to control the stock of collectible coins in our bank agencies. There was one that ALWAYS had more Canadian Dollars in stock as possible, considering the amount of delivered and sold coins. And there was no corresponding deficiency in other agencies either. They seemed to breed them ...
Aaawwww!!!! Okay, now it makes a little more sense. Damn our currency, out frolicing the way it does, LOL.
Loonies swirling with Euros, makes?
Dizzy brokers balancing bright dishes!
Madness surrounded entirely by sanity.
My Island of Awesome, Isolated...
Anger, consumed through a straw.
Yeah, the Kids Are Alright...
Jet lag without ever flying.....
Eating the Air, lightly Salted...
Need to fish.
@ Alex: 5 Word Sentences!^^
A Private Matter, Urination, Blind...
Burning, I need some releif...
Touching a Wiggle...Instant Death...
death to the evil wiggle...
"Wake up Jeff!" Monkeys cry...
chairs for knees hinged backwards
We can Make it LOUD!
Got no fire on me...
A gift, fire in boxes...
Fireboxes filled with snow cones...
I don't speak 'Social Reject-enese'...
So, from now on, nothing...
Quiet stillness, in the crowd...
Frantic movement within a picture...
Counting banknotes and getting a sum ending with single cents doesn't really qualify for a cashier.
Action movies made with mannequins...
Seagulls really do sound like there saying *Mine,mine..mine,mine,mine....mine.mine...mine*
I dream only in technicolor!
Hey I see Dumbo flying in the sky...
@Everybody: Darb's got it, but the rest of you => 5 Words only!
Wrestling Imaginary Friends, Nightly Occurance...
Sedated, I walk around frantically.
Sailor and Darb buy radishes.
Potato salad is lifeless without.
Buy me a monkey now!!!!
Ohhhh sorry got it now....
Giraffes are on the off-ramp.
Ewwww you picked your nose......
The rainbow escalater has stalled.
I wanted to use it.
Down is the new Up.
Once is now done twice.
*Wow*today is yesterdays tomorrow!!!
I hear better with sight.
*look at the pretty bubbles*
Scratch the donkey's bald spot.
Shoot the stars, fatal wounding.
The rhinos have taken over.
Up down in side out.
Introvert, Extrovert, Doesn't Matter. Bunnies.
The coincidental meeting...............Squirrel! Squirrel!
*Nooooooooo the turtles are coming*
*Those aren't turtles, but dolfins*
Stealing the Peanut Butter, always.
Hey that's my peanut butter!!!
The rantings of Bob Loblaw.
Coming Unglued, The Universe Tears.
Stella, Stella, answer the phone!
You know my name, look up the number (obscure Beatles song).